Choose three different greetings that you like and put them onto the whiteboard. Then, using your chosen three greetings as your inspiration, create your own voicemail greeting.
- A is for academics; B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So, please leave a message.
- This call may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don’t wish this call to be recorded or monitored, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.
- Hello. I’m David’s answering machine. What are you?
- Hello. This is Chris. John and Mike aren’t here right now, but if you leave a message, they’ll get back to you as soon as they can.
- Hey, guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? You guessed it.
- I’m not here, so say goodbye, or leave a message, and I’ll reply,
- So long as phones can ring and eyes can see, leave a message, and I’ll get back to thee.
- Sorry we’re not here to lend an ear, so leave a word and you’ll be heard.
- This is not an answering machine. This is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, think about your reason for calling, and think of a number where I can reach you, and I’ll think about returning your call.
