Go through the list and say which claims you find the funniest or the most bizarre.
- Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was five minutes early.
- I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.
- The questions and answers on the claim form were:
- Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
- A: Travelled by bus.
- The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:
- Q: What warning was given by you?
- A: Horn.
- Q: What warning was given by the other party?
- A: Moo.
- On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.
- I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.
- Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.
- I collided with a stationary lorry coming the other way.
- I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.
- I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.
- As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no STOP sign had ever appeared before.
- The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.
- I bumped into a lamp post which was obscured by human beings.
- The accident was caused by me waving to the man I had hit last week.
