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Chat Up Lines

Even today chat up lines remain an important part of the dating ritual. With a single line you can either start a beautiful relationship or end up red-faced with embarrassment.

Dating gurus will tell you ‘It ain’t what you say, it’s the way that you say it,’ and one of these chat up lines delivered with great technique will significantly increase your pulling power.

  • I think there is something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it for me to see if it rings?
  • Can I borrow your phone please? (Why?) I need to phone God and tell him I have found his missing angel.
  • Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
  • Were you arrested earlier? It’s got to be illegal to look that good?
  • I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.
  • I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
  • You must be tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day.
  • There is something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
  • Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?
  • Do you have any raisins? How about a date then?
  • Are you a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you?
  • I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
  • You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.
  • Your eyes are blue, like the ocean and I’m lost at sea.
  • You know what they say about beauty… it protects against all evil. Well, with you I feel really safe!
  • Have you got a plaster? Because I hurt my knee falling for you.
  • Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
  • If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until noon.