Go through the list and say which claims you find the funniest or the most bizarre.

Unusual Motor Insurance Claims

‘Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was five minutes early.’

‘I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.’

The claimant’s answer to a question was:

Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?

A: Travelled by bus.

The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were:

Q: What warning was given by you?

A: Horn.

Q: What warning was given by the other party?

A: Moo.

‘On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.’

‘I knew the dog was possessive about the car, but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.’

‘Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.’

‘I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way.’

‘I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it.’

‘I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident.’

‘As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before.’

‘The pedestrian ran for the pavement, but I got him.’

‘I bumped into a lamp-post which was obscured by human beings.’

‘The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.’